Fishy Jackson, AQUA-D
Fish everywhere could be heard breathing a sigh of relief…for despite perfect fishing conditions, the Honorable Lord Fishy Jackson displayed his true love for the Lovely Lordette AQUA-D by leaving the rods at home for this Occasion of Bridal Glory. AQUA-D is the early front-runner for Bride of the Year, and should be in for a strong fish season if she can carry over some momentum from this strong bridal performance. Though a lot of pressure comes with the territory of holding the official title of Mrs. Jacksonette, Fishy Jackson has no doubts that AQUA-D will live up to the hype.
Shout-out to Fishy Squadron members Lieutenant Este Dot, Coach Beav Mac, GefilteBerg, and Sir Shark-tone, as well as potential future Squad member Eddie the Animal, for holding down Fishy in the Grooms Bridal Party. The Dot came thru with an MVP-caliber performance in the Best Man role, and would have easily taken home MVP honors had the award not been rigged in favor of Coach Beav Mac. Coach is typically a shoe-in for this award and the voting is a mere formality.
It remains to be seen what kind of effect marriage will have on Fishy Jackon’s work, but the transition is expected to be seamless.